As of June 2001 I was receiving an average of 63 e-mail messages every hour around the clock from both Christians and pagans alike and so I have found it necessary to stop posting my e-mail address. Amen.

However for those of you who have for some reason not found the answers to your spiritual needs on this web site which is of course God's web site or in the 1611 King James translation of the Holy Bible there are still two methods left for contacting me provided these methods are not also abused. Amen.

The LiveJournal is a good way to ask questions as it is a public forum and therefore tends to cut down on suggestions that I perform sexual acts with animals or family members or even myself. Amen. However I must warn you in advance that I have developed a very short fuse when it comes to abusive messages and disgusting graphics posted in my journal which is of course God's journal and therefore I must warn you that more than one snickering little joker has found himself banned from posting there. Amen.

Also my guestbook may be used for comments although I no longer hold out any hope for receiving even the most trifling messages of encouragement or gratitude there as this avenue has become little more than an opportunity for the unholy lot of all you HELLBOUND homosexual non-KJV reading liberal wussies to wallow in your sin as well as of course your imminent eternal damnation by showing Papa Satan what obedient little stewards of evil you all are. Amen. I just hope for your sakes he rewards you in hell by allowing you to hang with him in his lava jacuzzi which of course he will be unable to do as he will be bound in chains for eternity with his crew of fallen angels. Amen. 

Return to my home page. Amen.

http://777.nventure.com/contact.htm